Pick-up Lines from Hearty

I was doing my usual blog hopping on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I chanced upon the blog of my guildmate in Shadow Circle – HeaRty’s Haven. She usually does food and restaurant reviews but she has this really hilarious post. Basically she compiled funny pick-up lines which I’m sure when used won’t work on any decent girl. Here’s one solid pick-up line for any gamer:

“Are you a video game? Coz I hope you’re not TEKKEN.”

AMPPPPFFFFFFFFUFUUUUUU! LOL!!!! Anyway, check out all the other pick-up lines after the break. Word of caution though, if you use them and get slapped or get a kick to your balls, I am NOT at fault. Hahaha!

* Siguro magaling ka talaga sa puzzle? Kasi umpisa palang ng araw ko, nabuo mo na agad.
* I don’t know your name. Can I call you mine?
* Pwede ba kitang ipa-bloodtest? Para malaman ko kung type mo ako.
* Ikaw ha, puro ka talaga lakwatsa. Pati sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.
* Posporo ka, posporo ako. Ayan, match na tayo!
* Are you a video game? Cos I hope you’re not TEKKEN.
* Do you have a library card? Cos I’m checking you out!
* Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit saang angulo ka tignan ang ganda mo eh.
* Papicture tayo para madevelop!
* Napakarami na talagang banat ngayon. Wala na tuloy akong maisip… Kundi ikaw…
* Are you a parking ticket? Cos you’ve got fine written all over you.
* Asthma ka ba? Cos you take my breath away.
* Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?
* Alam mo, ako ang SCIENCE at ikaw ang LAB ko.
* Pokemon ka ba? Cos I choose you!
* Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging… Sayo.
* Para kang table of contents dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
* Limang piso ka ba? Kasi sakto ka.
* Do you drink yakult? Cos everyday you’re okay!
* Paos nanaman ang puso ko. Pano kasi palaging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo…
* Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
* Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Paki substitute naman yung “X” ko please?
* Nakakain ka ba ng watusi? Pag nagssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.
* Tabi tayo pag exams ha? Kasi I feel perfect when I’m beside you.
* Kung ako ang player at ikaw ang bola, mashushoot ba kita?
* Tapos na ba exams mo? Pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?
* Isasama na kita. “Do not leave your valuables unattended” daw eh.
* May alam ka bang good bank? Kasi I’m planning to save all my love for you.
* If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
* Are you a crystal ball? Cos I can see my future with you.
* Beer ka ba? Lakas ng tama ko sayo eh.
* Sana camera nalang ako. Para palagi mo akong ngingitian.
* Centrum ka ba? Cos you make my life complete.
* Google ka ba? Lahat kasi nang hinahanap ko nasayo na.
* Para kang milo kasi I need you everyday!
* I am sine squared theta and you are cosine squared theta… Together, we are one.
* Hindi ka ba nalulungkot? Magisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko.
* Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop. Bagay tayo.
* Summer ba pangalan mo? Cos you’re hot as hell!
* Please help the homeless, take me home with you.
* Are you from Tennessee? Cos you’re the only ten I see!
* Are you Jamaican? Cos ja mai can me crazy!
* I’ve tried the water company, electic company, telephone company, but nothing beats your company.
* Gusto mo ng payong? Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan.
* Ano nga pala english ng mahal kita? (I love you) I love you too.
* Fossil ka ba? Cos I want to date you.
* Nung makilala kita para akong natraffic sa EDSA. I can’t move on.

Source: HeaRty’s Haven

Anyway, this post really made me laugh. Thanks for the compilation HeaRty!